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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 02:58 PM EDT

Groklaw's Rand McNatt reports that SCO has now applied to register some eleven new trademarks.

They seem to have no sense of irony or awareness of how they are viewed by the world, so one of them is for a trademark on the phrase "EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER". With all their litigation, no doubt this will come in handy for them, whatever the product is they mean to identify this way.

Just horsing around. I couldn't resist. No doubt this actually has to do with computer functionality, but ... well . . . let the jokes commence, as Rand put it. I just hope they don't plan to use the EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER on me, whatever it is. The execution part, especially.

They do set themselves up, don't they? What can one say about a SCO trademark for ME, INC.? My brain's pesky sense of humor explodes with possibilities. And they have applied for the trademark ABOVE THE LINE. Hey, don't forget BELOW THE BELT. It's a natural, methinks. I know: BELOW THE BELT EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER. Or maybe: BELOW THE BELT SURROGATE LITIGANT EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER.

Perfection.

I know. But it's simply irresistible, and I can't help but enjoy a good laugh.

Here is the entire list:


MOBILETS
MOBILET
ME, INC.
MYVOTE
GOMOBILE
SCOMOBILE
HEARTBEAT FOR BUSINESS
EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER
ABOVE THE LINE
EPS MOBILE
ROADRUNNER

Rand jokingly writes:

Looks like they're planning to corner the market on multi-user UNIX SVr5 cellphones ;)

BTW, the registered trademark(s) to ROADRUNNER as applied to "providing multiple-user access to a global computer information network for transfer and dissemination of a wide range of information" are held by...hold your breath...Warner Bros.

If you want to search for them yourself, go here, choose "New User Form Search", then enter sco group in the"Search Term:" box, choose "Field: Owner Name and Address" and "Result Must Contain: The Exact search Phrase", and finally, hit "Submit Query".  Please remember to logout when you're done.

Also, The USPTO has sent SCO some paperwork on their earlier application to trademark UNIX SYSTEMS LABORATORIES and USL:

"2005-02-03 - Non-final action mailed"

Current Status: A non-final action has been mailed. This is a letter from the examining attorney requesting additional information and/or making an initial refusal. However, no final determination as to the registrability of the mark has been made.

You can read them here:

http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&entry=78438912
http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&entry=78459875

I'm glad they noticed there might be a teensy weensie issue here.


  


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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Stumbles on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:04 PM EDT
Roadrunner? Me thinks Time-Warner might differ on that one.

---
You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.

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Corrections - if any.
Authored by: ankylosaurus on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:06 PM EDT
For simple typos, I suggest using 'mitsake --> mistake' in title.

---
The Dinosaur with a Club at the End of its Tail

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: PrecisionBlogger on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:16 PM EDT
Let's clarify a little.

(1) The mere fact that SCO is applying for these trademarks means they have more
development going than was generally thought. This raises the hope that SCO's
sales will increase and they will be able to see the lawsuits through to the end
so that we eventually get to find out how the judges rule. That's good.

(2) EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER refers to what happens when SCO is served with a
subpeona. I won't discuss the details, as this is a family web page.

- precision blogger
http://precision-blogging.blogspot.com


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- Precision Blogger

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Above the Line
Authored by: seanlynch on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:25 PM EDT
The phrase "Above the Line" is a common phrase in computer scince for
programs running on IBM's mainframes.

There used to be a 16Mb limit for memory available to programs. work arounds
were later employed that allowed programs to access memory "Above the
Line", or greater than 16Mb.

If the phrase has a long history of common use in the same business field that
SCOX does business in, can the phrase be trademarked?

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USPTO
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:26 PM EDT

It's interesting to note that the results provided by the USPTO don't give indication on what the problem is.

Is it that with an initial refusal they get another filing fee? Or perhaps, the fact that USL was already potentially in use?

It might help if they clarified why they were responding as such. Of course, IANAL, so that particular information might fit into the Privacy laws and I wouldn't know it for sure. I'm not sure how information that should be available to the public (the fact USL is in use) would be considered for privacy, ah well.

RAS

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  • USPTO - Authored by: PJ on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 07:43 PM EDT
scomobile
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:43 PM EDT
i'll be watching car & driver for their review. my bet is that it is a pale
imitation of the more advanced batmobile.

sum.zero

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Google for For 11 New SCOG Trademarks
Authored by: rsteinmetz70112 on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:47 PM EDT
4,790 for MOBILETS
12,600 for MOBILET
40,900 for "ME, INC."
11,300 for MYVOTE
61,400 for GOMOBILE
111 for SCOMOBILE
5 for "HEARTBEAT FOR BUSINESS"
4 for "EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER"
291,000 for "ABOVE THE LINE"
102 for "EPS MOBILE"
1,210,000 for ROADRUNNER

I'm not sure what any of that means but the first 5 also seem to have companies
related to computers or telecommunications using the name or phrase already.

---
Rsteinmetz

"I could be wrong now, but I don't think so."
Randy Newman - The Title Theme from Monk

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Roadrunner?
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:48 PM EDT
Don't you think These folks might have something to say about that?

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: headfog on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 03:54 PM EDT
With all they are doing these days, SCO and "Heartbeat for Business"
combined actually makes me chuckle every time I read it. Whenever I hear
Heartbeat of anything I think of today's Chevy trucks anyway.

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Bas Burger on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 04:02 PM EDT
MOBILET makes me think of the old 50's motorcycles, if you call them that. Not
sure about the spelling though...

I couldn't help noticing that you are really peeved off miss Jones. This is a
nice way to relieve though. Humor is good for your health. I hope things work
out properly.

Bas.

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DIRECTUS ELATUS PERTINAX

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Off-topic Here
Authored by: ankylosaurus on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 04:10 PM EDT
Since no-one else added it yet.

Note that the answer page explains how to make clickable links - just remember
to use HTML as the post mode (but you preview your postings anyway, don't you?).

---
The Dinosaur with a Club at the End of its Tail

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: cmc on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 04:24 PM EDT
I thought for sure if they were going to file senseless trademarks, they would
go for something more accurate. Perhaps something like "in the red",
or even "courtroom jesters". I've heard "out of business"
is still available...

cmc

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SCOMobile?
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 04:24 PM EDT
SCOMobile -> Batmobile. RoadRunner -> RoadRunner & Wiley.

Does anyone get the feeling that Darl is far too enamored with Hollywood?
What's next, he divorces his wife and marries someone 20 years younger whose
name is Katie? In the hopes it will resurrect his career (SCO's productline)?

Darl, babe, it's time to layoff the sugar-coated cereal and Saturday morning
cartoons...

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Nick_UK on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 04:35 PM EDT
UNIX Toys 'R' Sue

Nick

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Notice the mobile element ... Darl-on-the-run
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 04:48 PM EDT

Methinks this is Darl setting himself up for trying to run some form of SCO
while travelling the globe and not staying in one place for more than a few
days. "Roadrunner" indeed.

Why would he do this?

Well the Nazgul's Fell Beasts can take them long distances. And the One True
Ring isn't all they can sniff out!

And there's going to be a lot of Process Servers in their wake - so he's got to
have a defence if any of them should meet with an "accident".

"Myvote" is obviously a backup for when he gets voted off the board of
SCO. "Your vote is actually Myvote, and I vote to keep me in charge".

"Me, Inc": you can't do anything to me - I'm a limited company!

"Heartbeat for Business" has me stumped though. Trying to think of a
pacemaker joke but coming up dry ... <grin>

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Execution Process Server 66
Authored by: vmissouril on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 04:56 PM EDT
Execution Process Server 66

Once this server process is activated all MS & SCO infiltrators will
systematically wipe out all linux & FOSS users...and Order throughout the IT

galaxy will be restored.

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Ninthwave on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 04:57 PM EDT
If they are doing voting Machines to compete with Diebold with MyVote I will
never sleep again from fear.

---
I was, I am, I will be.

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EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER is an anagram of ...
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 05:24 PM EDT
... Sex reverses prosecution!

Is SCO trying to tell us something...?

bj


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Me, Inc.
Authored by: tfry on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 05:29 PM EDT
I found this one quite amusing. "Me, Inc." would be a good
translation of the german term "Ich AG". "Ich AG" is a
semi-official term used to denominate a program, where
unemployed people will receive - instead of regular
welfare - a sort of initial financial support for building
up their own (small scale) business. Something like going
free-lance with some puglic support for the first months.

Interestingly, the term is semi-official, as mentioned,
but depending on context, the connotation ranges from
positive (such as government reports) over neutral (it's
used in reputable news(papers)) to disdainful. In the
latter case it's typically used as a term for (mostly low
qualification) jobs, which would normally be a regular
employment, but are now done as "freelance" work without
social security. Here, the connotation is more like
"selling oneself", and if you associate prostitution, you
would not be the first to point that out. Also it is
sometimes used to coin one-person-business models, which
are quite obviously doomed to fail.

Maybe even more fascinating is the fact, that a german
left-wing magazine has a column "Ich AG der Woche" (Me,
Inc. of the week). This column is an ironical comment on
persons (typically politicians or business people), who
pulled of some scam for their personal benefit.

So why does SCO need this trademark? Honi soit qui mal y
pense...

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  • Me, Inc. - Authored by: John Hasler on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 06:26 PM EDT
    • Me, Inc. - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 06:33 PM EDT
    • Me, Inc. - Authored by: rocky on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 07:01 PM EDT
      • Me, Inc. - Authored by: tfry on Friday, June 24 2005 @ 04:54 AM EDT
    • Me, Inc. - Authored by: cmc on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 08:03 PM EDT
    • Me, Inc. - Authored by: tfry on Friday, June 24 2005 @ 04:52 AM EDT
  • Wookie? - Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, June 24 2005 @ 10:55 AM EDT
Now there's a chance of their IP being in someone else's code
Authored by: YetAnotherSteve on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 05:35 PM EDT
All it takes is a bored programmer making a sarcastic comment about EXECUTION
PROCESS SERVER and suddenly SCO's trademark IP will be in someone else's code.
They're probably readying the discovery requests for programmer's doodle pads as
we speak.

I was joking when I started writing this, but maybe it's a risk. A GPL'd arcade
game with the EPS as a boss would probably be worth a couple of wild press
releases.

---
IANAL

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MMyVote
Authored by: LPrecure on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 05:48 PM EDT
Why am I imagining SCO going into the electronic voting machine business?

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 06:18 PM EDT
How about "ABOVE THE LAW and BELOW THE BELT"?

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Are we sure the spelling of Scomobile is correct ?
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 06:35 PM EDT

That first 'o' may be an 'a'

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old news about SCO and HP
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 06:37 PM EDT

This came out about the time of last years forum, butit is the first time I
remember seeing it.
I has HP and SCO talking about why they like each other so much.

http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1630623,00.asp
Dennis

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All ties in to one interesting new product
Authored by: soronlin on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 06:40 PM EDT
Well here's the description from the application for EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER:
Computer software for:
communicating information to users on a computer network;
providing interactive communications through a computer network;
providing collaboration among users on a computer network;
providing polls among users on a computer network;
providing a bulletin board;
providing a chat room;
providing instant messaging for transmission of messages among computer users on a computer network;
providing collaborative communications in a corporate or business environment;
monitoring applications, devices and information;
remote control applications;
software development;
mobile devices including cellular telephones, personal digital assistants (PDAs) and smart phones
It looks like they are designing a smart portal system. Something like a cross between Outlook, Sourceforge, Yahoo Groups etc. Something businesses could use to tie their entire workforce together using everything from desktops through mobiles to the candy machine and coffee maker. It's all been done before (There was a Coke™ machine on the internet a very long time ago.) But as far as I know it hasn't been done in one product before. I wish them luck; if they've got the basic problems licked then they might have the basis for a very nice product. Except that they seem to be making it centralised and not distributed, so it will scale badly but that's probably OK for the commercial sector. I wish them luck, but personally I don't think they'll get time to produce it before they go bankrupt.

Before someone trys to sue me for trade secret abuse, I know nothing but the publically available information quoted above. Hey, you've got to be careful these days ;-)

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Not so serious but...
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 06:46 PM EDT
... maybe a new slogan ...

MOBILETS, the new mobile toilets
for those that need to GOMOBILE.

:-)

(I don't dare put my sig on this one...)

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Nonad on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 06:59 PM EDT
There is SO much opportunity for humor at the expense of TSCOG here. It's great!

"Gentlemen, start your penguins!"

Heh.

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Execution Process Server
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 07:13 PM EDT
I'm surprised they didn't apply for TRANSACTION PROCESS SERVER.
I hear the TPS is good for generating reports.

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SCO Applies For 11 New TrademarksME
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 08:16 PM EDT
ME INC. Mellinum Edition Incorporated. SCO Mellinium Edition . The "Unix
version of Widows ME. Hope Microsoft doesn't mind. After all, there isn't as
much simularity
as there was with Lindows.

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too looney !!
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 08:20 PM EDT
ROADRUNNER ???

This must be some secret partnering between SCOG and Wile E. Coyote to sue
Roadrunner and Warner Brothers for trademark use infringiment.

Bibliography: Matthew Hunter's "too looney !"
http://toolooney.goldenagecartoons.com/trivia.htm

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  • too looney !! - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 08:24 PM EDT
SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 08:40 PM EDT
If they are using "GOMOBILE" as a mark for either ISP or mobile
phones, they are going to have a problem as both fields already have Trademark
holders for that mark.

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Mobilet?
Authored by: mobrien_12 on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 09:04 PM EDT
Mobile Toilet?

Seems an apt trademark for SCOG.

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Lots of trademark issues
Authored by: drichards1953 on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 09:18 PM EDT
I find it so curious that SCO Group will not hesitate to sue over IP that they
claims copyright for, when there are broad questions about their alleged
ownership. Now they are trying to trademark a variety of words that are in use
by others in whole or part.

Me,Inc. -- There are a number of REAL business throughout the U.S. that are
Me, Inc or some very close variable. Further unless it is the name of a
business theInc. causes huge problems because that implies a certain form of
business organization. Also there is another company that owns Me in relation
to software. They are just a little company in Washington state, some kid name
Gates runs it, Micorsnot or something like that. they have a product called
Windows Me. I have heard that Gates kid get really upset with folks that even
think of using a similar trademark to one of his.

Me, Inc is also trademarked by a group called Strategic Innovation, Inc. in
Texas. They filed it 3/29/95, with serial number 74653423.

EPS Mobile is used by a company called EPS that build diesel engines.

"above the line" is trademarked by two companies. Since 12/10/97 by a
company Partners in Leadership, LLC of Temecula, CA. The serial number is
75402981. It has also been trademarked by a company called Soundtronics
Wireless of Burbank, CA, Since April 29, 1998. It is also used as a title or
part of a title in numerous copywritten publications.

"mobilets" is a technology term used in a article titled "Dynamic
Service Reconfiguration for Wireless Web Access" by Siu-Nam Chang and
others from Hong Kong Polytechnic. The article is copywritten, and it appears
they developed the term for their hypothesis.

MyVote.org is a website since around 1998. It is also used for a number of
other web sites and voting software around the world.

GoMobile may well conflict with Cingular Wireless' trademark as that is the name
of one of their prepaid cell phone services.

I could go on, but I have better things to do tonight. I get this type of
assignment for research on occasion from the lawyers I work for. Obviously the
attorney SCO Group hired did not do very good research. More SCO goofs.

I am forwarding my research to the Tradmark Office as a heads up. I know Darl
will appreciate that. We would not want him to use trademarks that are
registered or copywritten by someone else. Darl knows the value of a copyright
or trademark doesn't he????

Many of these proposed trademarks appear to be a coporate "smash and
grab." They are really being quite dumb.

---
Dennis

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety.
---Benjamin Franklin

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MOB Applies For 11 New MOBmarks
Authored by: ravenII on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 10:17 PM EDT
I think they are trademarking their (true)trade tasks. Extrotion is related to
MOB! And how many of their new trade marks are MOB related? The last one might
be saying "catch me if you can"!
Just having fun;)

---
"Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things,
but just look what they can do when they stick together."

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Life after IBM: SCO as IP squatter?
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 23 2005 @ 11:12 PM EDT
Doesn't seem like any of these trademarks bear any relation to SCO's business.

I think they're just preparing for life after IBM.

After their copyight, contract, patent, trade secret gambit wen south, they're
planing their move to the next one:

Trademarks.

This is probably the first in a wave of trademarks to be registered by SCO.

The plan is of course to guess what trademarks other companies might need in the
future. Then SCO's hope is to catch someone who is unlucky enough to be in the
same general business, and use a similar trademark.

Then SCO will start up nuisance lawsuits, hoping to be paid off.

After all, litigation, no matter how bad it is done, is the core of SCO's
business. It seems to be a special Utah trait.
I don't know what's in the drinking water over there but everyone wants to make
it big in the courts. In Utah, dogs sue mailmen for emotional distress instead
of biting them.

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Is "HEARTBEAT FOR BUSINESS" what you lose when...
Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, June 24 2005 @ 04:48 AM EDT
...you get an "EXECUTION PROCESS SERVER".

<Jaydee not logged in>

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Creating assets?
Authored by: Saturn on Friday, June 24 2005 @ 07:04 AM EDT
Creating trademarks as a paper exercise could be a way to generate saleable
assets. AFAIK it is one of the few ways to make money legally out of thin air,
like domain registrations. There was a group who tried to register 21st Century
Fox in the hope that it could be resold after Y2K.
Perhaps Darl has found a way to generate corporate value without the
inconvenience of r&d?

See <a
href="http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Windows_202500">HalfBakery<
/a> .

---
------------------------------------
My own opinion, and very humble one too.
Which is probably why I'm not a lawyer.

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, June 24 2005 @ 03:18 PM EDT
Dangit!

I thought the said SCO files for chapter 11

;^)

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No trademark application for "Gestank of SCO"?
Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, June 24 2005 @ 07:16 PM EDT
Looks like they forgot a good one.

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SCO Applies For 11 New Trademarks
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, June 29 2005 @ 04:33 PM EDT
These actually apply to a number of applets (initially for the trio) and
middleware and a development package for generating new aplications.

(previewed in the sessions the day before the press conference at yankee
stadium)

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