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No salt protects against witches
Authored by: celtic_hackr on Saturday, June 29 2013 @ 12:02 PM EDT
Ok, let's get it all straight.

Vampires - Wooden stake, specifically Elder or Ash (can't recall, what ever the
Romans used on Jesus). Not any old wooden stake works. Holy water, crosses and
garlic are only for protection, unless you have buckets of Holy Water.

Lycanthropes - Silver bullets (must be blessed also, any old silver won't kill).
Holy Water might work for defense, but don't bet on it.

Witches - Burning at the stake. Decapitation. Holy water is both offensive and
defensive, but you need buckets of it to kill with. A ring of salt will protect
you against attacks.

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Why stop at one method?
Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, June 29 2013 @ 12:33 PM EDT
Silver bullet through the heart
Follow by wooden stake through the heart
Cut head off with silver knife
Put garlic and salt on tongue
Separate heart, head, and body
Burn all three
Mix ashes with holy water (each in a separate vessel)
Sprinkle ash-laden holy water into running streams on three
continents

Have I missed anything? If I have, I assume the Nasgul will
add it to their arsenal.

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