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You Know Why Sharks Don't Eat Patent Trolls?

Authored by: red floyd on Monday, June 24 2013 @ 01:06 PM EDT

Many sharks were offended by this comparison.

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I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *CITIZEN* of the United
States of America.

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Why Sharks Don't Eat Patent Trolls...

Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, June 24 2013 @ 01:19 PM EDT

Sharks can tell junk food in one bite.

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Indigestion, bad for the teeth

Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, June 25 2013 @ 07:14 AM EDT

So long as trolls are made of rock (with precious minerals /
metals inside, ref T. Pratchett), a shark would sink with a
troll inside.

A shark can replace lost teeth, but I'd expect that a shark
that has just lost *all* of its teeth biting a troll would be
one unhappy shark.

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Actually no...

Authored by: SpaceLifeForm on Tuesday, June 25 2013 @ 05:14 PM EDT

Sharks are not bottom feeders.

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You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.

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