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Zombies never die
Authored by: charlie Turner on Tuesday, March 26 2013 @ 08:49 PM EDT
Night of the Living SCO.

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They can however be totally destroyed
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, March 27 2013 @ 06:04 PM EDT
Fire does the job.

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Walking SCO - the difference
Authored by: argee on Monday, April 01 2013 @ 10:53 PM EDT
The difference is that this NEW Zombie, when it walks
around, everybody takes a bite out of IT.

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argee

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..they just litigate away
Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, April 09 2013 @ 07:37 AM EDT
The classic method of stopping them is to chop off their head or otherwise
critically damage their brain with a missile or implement. But this SCOmbie, in
addition to the customary absence of life, sense and decency, clearly lacks a
brain and has no Dorothy to take it to see the great Wizard. It still has an
urge to bite but all its teeth have been pulled, so now it can only flail about
and make ominous noises.

Perhaps our best hope is that the Voodoo Priest in Delaware declares it legally
dead and destroys the ragged effigy which permits it to prolong this tragic
imitation of life. Then it can be burned along with the rest of its documents
until it exists only as a tale to frighten young investors or an occasional
ghostly sigh echoing through the dusty chambers of a long forgotten Judge.
----------------
Nigel Whitley

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