Authored by: charlie Turner on Tuesday, March 26 2013 @ 08:49 PM EDT |
Night of the Living SCO. [ Reply to This | Parent | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, March 27 2013 @ 06:04 PM EDT |
Fire does the job. [ Reply to This | Parent | # ]
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Authored by: argee on Monday, April 01 2013 @ 10:53 PM EDT |
The difference is that this NEW Zombie, when it walks
around, everybody takes a bite out of IT.
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, April 09 2013 @ 07:37 AM EDT |
The classic method of stopping them is to chop off their head or otherwise
critically damage their brain with a missile or implement. But this SCOmbie, in
addition to the customary absence of life, sense and decency, clearly lacks a
brain and has no Dorothy to take it to see the great Wizard. It still has an
urge to bite but all its teeth have been pulled, so now it can only flail about
and make ominous noises.
Perhaps our best hope is that the Voodoo Priest in Delaware declares it legally
dead and destroys the ragged effigy which permits it to prolong this tragic
imitation of life. Then it can be burned along with the rest of its documents
until it exists only as a tale to frighten young investors or an occasional
ghostly sigh echoing through the dusty chambers of a long forgotten Judge.
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Nigel Whitley[ Reply to This | Parent | # ]
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