They are paid insignificant in comparison to any job they may otherwise
work.
As a result, just flip a coin. That'll give the same random
effects while being far less of a burden on the Jury.
Don't even bother
with discovery, just take in the original claim, the defenses and counter-claim,
and counter-defenses, then start flipping:
Judge: On the validity of patent
'521 [flip], the patent is valid.
Judge: On the validity of patent '125
[flip], the patent is invalid.
Judge: On the
defendant-counterclaim-plaintiffs defense of non-infringement of '521 [flip],
the defense is not valid.
...
Judge: Final result for damages, the
defendant-counterclaim-plaintiff owes the plaintiff-counterclaim-defendant a sum
of $250 million, the plaintiff-counterclaim-defendant owes the
defendant-counterclaim-plaintiff a sum of $400 million. Case
closed!
Nah... no Judge would go for it. They're smart enough to realize
they could be replaced by a crazy-8 ball and would be out of a job.
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