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You wait for Higg's boson to come along for years and then two come along together... | 239 comments | Create New Account

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You wait for Higg's boson to come along for years and then two come along together...

Authored by: AntiFUD on Saturday, December 15 2012 @ 04:46 PM EST

I'll bite. Here's my shot (pun intended) at a first couple of lines. Feel free
to add others at your own risk.

Two Higg's bosons walk into a bar.
Barman: Welcome to the Black Hole. We don't get many of your types making it
this far from the LHC, what can I fix for you?
Higg's boson #1: I'm not particular. But make it something strong because I have
just been involved in an enormous collision and I don't think am long for this
world.

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IANAL - Free to Fight FUD - "to this very day"

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Higgs boson #2 - Authored by: jesse on Sunday, December 16 2012 @ 06:56 AM EST

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