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| Authored by: red floyd on Tuesday, October 30 2012 @ 07:27 PM EDT |
What do you call 100 patent lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call 100 patent lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
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I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *CITIZEN* of the United
States of America.
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| Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, October 30 2012 @ 09:42 PM EDT |
No, they certainly do NOT stack better than sandbags. Unless you remove their
heads and limbs first. And even then, sandbags has better density and
malleability and can be efficiently used to stem a flood.[ Reply to This | Parent | # ]
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| Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 01 2012 @ 09:12 AM EDT |
| While I admire your resourcefulness in dealing with a catastrophe using the
materials at hand I'd go for the sand bags in this case. Even though patent
lawyers might be good at stacking (the deck, the odds, the jury or being subject
to the former) I fear that, given all the hot air they blow off, they are wont
to float away with the rest of the debris. They'd make a lousy flood barrier and
just add to the pollution spread by the rising tide. [ Reply to This | Parent | # ]
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