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Failed to specify WHICH infinity ....
Authored by: nsomos on Wednesday, October 31 2012 @ 04:35 PM EDT
There are multiple infinities.

The lawyer in the cartoon failed to specify WHICH infinity
when he asked for a infinite number of splorks.

Somehow this should permit the Genie to thwart the
lawyers desire and punish him appropriately.
(For example, should he fail to wish an appropriate infinite
number of times, all his wishes are rescinded)

[ Reply to This | Parent | # ]

In that case, I resort to splorking.
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31 2012 @ 05:48 PM EDT
But your genieness, he had already changed the rules of reality so that splork
was interchangable with wish, so by granting his splork for infinite splork, you
would be granting a wish for infinite wishes at the same time, which, as already
stated, is not something you will grant.

[ Reply to This | Parent | # ]

In that case, I resort to splorking.
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 01 2012 @ 06:21 AM EDT
This is why judges have the power to go "Don't be a [redacted]
idiot!"

At least they do in civilised countries. </dig>

[ Reply to This | Parent | # ]

And the genie says....
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, November 01 2012 @ 09:32 AM EDT
Fine, I will act on all your splorks once you have made them all....

[ Reply to This | Parent | # ]

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