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..in a way, it _is_ religious... | 458 comments | Create New Account
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..in a way, it _is_ religious...
Authored by: arnt on Wednesday, September 26 2012 @ 06:41 PM EDT
..the 1% neocon conmeisters of the 53% religious, allegedly hopes to earn Entry Into Heaven, where all needs are met and no- one goes hungry. ;o)

..the current plan appears to be "solve the global climate warming, CO2 emissions and the global population explosion problems with one single shot", in exactly the same way 3 birds can be shot with one single shot from a shotgun.

..and, lets face it, even if it didn't start on 9/11, it only needs to start with e.g. the Muslims, and end some point beyond the 47% of Americans Mitt Romney "is not to worry about", to work, shotgun style, on these 3 problem "birds."

..now, should a yet another all-hands-on-deck event happen, e.g. the primer setting some powder on fire, clathrate gun style like here:
http://www.nsf.gov/news/news_summ.jsp? cntn_id=116532&org=NSF&fr om=news,
the new absence of manpower will make preventing a repeat of the last big burp: ...
(http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian- Triassic_extinction_event
http://en.wikipe di a.org/wiki/Clathrate_gun_hypothesis)
... "a little more challenging", because we will not have 7 billion Muslim, Arab, African, Asian, Latin-American etc farmers handy to pile Terra Preta style farmland soil up 50 feet thick, or whatever it takes, from the carbon: http://en.wikipe dia.org/wiki/Biocha r

..turning this into a kitchen garden planet, is a big ass job, it's like pumping the oceans 50 meters down, boil off the salts and fill up a Lake Mead an hour, and not something we have seen business degreed lawyers dream up, not even when running for President in ThinkBigistan. ;oD

..the second of the 3 real alternatives we have, is Find And Move To An Other Planet, Earth-2.0, if you help Mitt on Election Day, he promises to help you, maybe that means a ticket for you too, if you can believe that, you are _much_ more religious than I am. ;o)

..the third of the 3 real alternatives we have, is eat correctly labeled GMO food to help Monsanto help you develop a genetical modification that will help you, your children and the other 53% or 1% or whatever %, breathe carbon monoxide instead of oxygen.

..the last big burp cost the dinosaurs an oxygen drop from around 33% down by around 22% to around 15%, they also wound up with around 15% of CO2 in their air, if you wonder how that kinda air felt like, try hold your breath for 10 minutes.

..we're starting at 20.946% of oxygen and hopefully no more than 40% more permafrost gas or so than last time, and hopefully only warming slow enough that we can burn it off and bury in farmland, the next few hundred years ahead untill we're cool enough.

..now, the neat thing about letting Monsanto genetically modify you and your children so you all can breathe carbon monoxide instead of oxygen, is that carbon monoxide is also a bonus fuel, it's flammable in today's air, so once you breathe it, you will also combust it, the bonus fuel, just like we all do today with oxygen and food, but the bonus energy means we no longer have to eat, just like religious say, we'll get the food energy from the carbon monoxide for free, just like in Heaven, where all needs are met and no-one goes hungry. ;o)

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