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I wish I had taken Apple's lead....... | 481 comments | Create New Account

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I wish I had taken Apple's lead.......

Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, August 30 2012 @ 07:02 AM EDT

.....and patented the two finger a$$wipe gesture. I would
have made gazillions extracting huge sums of money from
Americans for using it - through royalties levied on toilet
roll manufacturers of course so, that I can rook the
American public for money I don't deserve, while all the
time portraying myself as a patriotic American.

Who knows, I might even be able to sue Apple for their use
if the two finger pinch to zoom feature. After all, we all
know their devices are basically crap with a big price tag
attached, and it is the same two finger gesture as Apple's
pinch to zoom.

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P.S. sorry about the profanity, but the profanity is needed
to put things as bluntly as they need to be.

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