singular plural
ey        they
em        them
eir       their
emself    themselves

For example:

This belongs to professor Strong, so if ey comes in, give it to em, or put it in eir mailbox and let em get it emself.

It's easy to remember and not hard to say. It's also unobtrusive. If you pronounce "ey" to rhyme with "he" and "she" instead of "they" it will pass unnoticed in speach. If you want to emphasize gender neutrality, just pronounce it like "they".

 — Programmer in Chief

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