Why do you suppose they are always attacking people,
anyhow? 'Cause there're
mad, that's why! They have been
striped of all there possessions and all there
rights,
stereotyped by Hollywood, and they don't get any respect.
People are
always mocking the funny way they walk. Joy
riders go around blasting them with
double-barreled shotguns
just for the fun of it.
This time, they are
going to arm themselves with lawyers
and fight back. They are going to demand
their rights. No
more clinging to the tail gates of pickup trucks or riding
on
the top of the bus. They will demand a seat up front with
everybody else. No
more employment discrimination. Equal
opportunity in the educational system.
And last but not
least, the right to zombie marriages. You are going to
see
the word "zombie" on court dockets all across the the
nation. Prepare yourself
for the coming zombie apocalypse.
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