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However it works out Judge Alsop's been worth the price of admission! | 484 comments | Create New Account
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I meant Boies - not Jacobs (n/t)
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16 2012 @ 08:00 AM EDT
nothing to see here.

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However it works out Judge Alsop's been worth the price of admission!
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16 2012 @ 08:27 AM EDT
Going by Boies' argument, it would be better for lawyers to be ignorant of
everything, since they can then argue for or against anything and everything
without impunity and just claim ignorance when questioned. It is a stupid system
to allow such arguments to stand without penalty.

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However it works out Judge Alsop's been worth the price of admission!
Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16 2012 @ 09:17 AM EDT
Jacobs responded by saying that as a lawyer, he has tried two Java cases and couldn't do it - ignoring completely the fact that the judge coded in OTHER languages in the past. Of course Jacobs couldn't do it - he doesn't program at all!

It would be no different than a lawyer stating that he couldn't design an engine mount even though he tried multiple cases on engine failures, when a judge, with a background in mechanical engineering could easily do it after hearing a case.

Programming REQUIRES a level of rigor that most people don't know how to handle. There is NO SLIPPERINESS in language use. Meanings are exact and limited to what the computer understands them to be. While I bet most people could eventually be taught that exactness is mandatory with computers, some people are so used to twisting language use that they will highly resist that and still try to twist meanings with a computer. The nice thing is the computer is infinitely patient and will consistently slap them one way or another when they try to twist meanings with it.

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