Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, May 15 2012 @ 11:19 AM EDT |
First, get the light bulb manufacturer to sign a disclaimer of liability for
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Authored by: gus_goose on Tuesday, May 15 2012 @ 11:48 AM EDT |
I could tell you, but I signed an NDA.... [ Reply to This | Parent | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, May 15 2012 @ 12:02 PM EDT |
Having paralegals change lightbulbs is a patented business
method. No paralegal can change a lightbulb without having
a license to practice that patent.
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Authored by: red floyd on Tuesday, May 15 2012 @ 12:06 PM EDT |
You can have an initial consult at $300 per hour for me to tell you that, and it
will cost another $300 per hour for me to actually change the lightbulb.
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I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *CITIZEN* of the United
States of America.
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