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How to deploy the mighty foot cannon - steps 1-5 | 438 comments | Create New Account

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How to deploy the mighty foot cannon - steps 1-5

Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 26 2012 @ 05:48 PM EDT

1) Imply that statements by a CEO of your company carry no
legal weight and are inherently trustworthy

2) Be sarcastic and rude to a witness in front of the jury

7) Realise that your exhibits are wrongly numbered and your
copyright filing doesn't match your lawsuit claims.

5) ???

2) Profit!!

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and that should be "untrustworthy" n/t - Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 26 2012 @ 06:02 PM EDT

That's a real shame.

Authored by: jbb on Thursday, April 26 2012 @ 06:37 PM EDT

Honestly. PJ held Michael Jacobs in very high regard before this trial. She says good lawyers only lose their cool in front of the jury on purpose. Whether it was intentional or not, this outburst doesn't make Jacobs look good IMO.

I wonder if Mirror_slap will tell us how the jury reacted. If it didn't work as intended then it may damage Jacobs' credibility.

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Our job is to remind ourselves that there are more contexts than the one we’re in now — the one that we think is reality.
-- Alan Kay

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Oracle resorted to a catty takedown of former Sun CEO Schwartz, which didn't really work. - Authored by: SilverWave on Thursday, April 26 2012 @ 07:38 PM EDT
- Thanks! - Authored by: jbb on Thursday, April 26 2012 @ 08:40 PM EDT

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