I know. It's simply unbelievable. The new head of SCO Germany, according to its website is none other than Jean Acheson:
The SCO Group GmbH
Sitz Deutschland: Bad Homburg
Geschäftsführer Deutschland: Jean Acheson
Handelsregister: HRB 4841
Ust-IdNr.: DE 114 220272
That's nice and cozy. Keeps all the details inside the inner circle. Of course, she's new on this job, too, so she is still learning and doesn't actually *know* anything yet. Like about money flowing back and forth. Stuff like that. She'll get back to us, though, I'm sure. She probably has no German assets, so it's also handy now that the German subsidiary, which isn't in bankruptcy, is being sued.
The more she sings, a cynic might say, the higher she goes. At this rate, she and Sandy Gupta will have to fight over who rules the world. Well. After Darl and Ralph, of course. Watch your backs, newbies.
The page also lists Bert Young still as CFO, and this change -- assuming it isn't some German SCO employee having a ball putting up silly or legally forbidden pages -- has yet to be recorded in the German register of the company CEOs, the "Handelsregister" but I understand that takes a while.
So, the SCOmazings are at it again. And if this is not better than a Hollywood movie, I'm a monkey's uncle.
Update: In this episode of "All Our Litigations", we find that Jean is also the SCO Group's Company Ethics Officer. So if anyone were to notice any violations of the SCO Group's ethics policy -- not that *that* would ever happen -- she's the person you'd tell and file your information with. I'm sure that works very well indeed, in fact precisely as intended.
(For those who don't mind clicking on the SCO Group's website, I'm told you'll find it here, on the last page: http://sco.com/images/company/SCO_Code_of_Conduct_and_Ethics_Policy-Final.pdf )