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Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 06:01 AM EDT
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SCO is inviting us to SCOForum 2003 in -- where else? -- Las Vegas. All right. Not us. Probably not me, anyway. But can you think of a more appropriate spot for them in these United States than sin city? Unless... ... no, I don't think Fantasy Island is a real place. You couldn't have a conference there.
The SCOForum for this year has a James Bond theme, with the page showing a man with a gun. "Live and Let Die" they call it. Those SCO rascals are such cut-ups.
Maybe they just mean to let us know they can get out of tight spots? Or maybe they are planning on shaking down their guests. Maybe they're just too dumb to have a sense of irony. An earnest footnote tells us that MGM kindly gave permission to let them use the Bond theme. Thank heavens, at least SCO is still upholding high moral values in this wicked age of IP pirates. I'm sure there are some depraved souls who'd have a conference with a James Bond theme and never even ask permission. This tells us how important it was to them to use that theme. Can you imagine? What are they thinking? Don't they have a PR team? They must, because Darl said he couldn't tell us who saw the code unless he got with his PR team. Well, I think they need a new team.
HP is sponsoring their opening day reception, according to this page and they are sending a VP to give a speech. Hmm. So, who else is going? Well, in addition to the usual suspects from SCO, and poor David Boies, SCO's new joint venture partners are going, TAKGroup. Huh? It seems, since August 4, SCO is going into the oil business, sort of. Or anyway, TAKGroup does the software and SCO, um, well, they have the ... We'll let CITGO explain why SCO and TAKGroup are made for each other: CITGO Petroleum Corporation's General Manager Specialty Sales, Rob Kress, highlighted the value of this joint venture. "We've been using TAK's products for over five years," said Kress, "which are tailor made to doing business with our trading partners and customers both domestically and internationally over the Internet. The combination of those superior products with the reseller network of SCO and deep global support channel make the SCO-TAK business combination a powerful force in helping the downstream petroleum industry automate its value chain." OK. SCO offers a reseller network and a deep global support channel. For oil companies. Why is CITGO in this press release? They're not in the venture. Why are they stepping up to support SCO publicly like this? Did they get them the gig? Why would they? I was trying to remember if I've ever seen a press release where a noninvolved party was quoted instead of the principals. I couldn't think of one time. This wouldn't have anything to do with stock value, would it?
Next, I wondered if CITGO is a Fortune 500 company. I checked, but they don't run Linux. They run Windows, DOS and AIX. They have had one employee try Debian, but it was too hard for him. He couldn't even get it to download. So, they can't be the company that signed up for a Linux license, if SCO can be believed that somebody did sign up and it wasn't just the Ghost of Christmas Past or Hamlet's father that Darl saw. I think 007 needs to look into that contraband AIX though. Doesn't SCO care that CITGO is violating their Most Holy IP? CITGO may come to rue the day they got involved with these desperado Bond guys.
This article says CITGO is already deeply in debt, so here's hoping they have indemnification and all.
The timing is handy, just before SCO has to file with the SEC. At least now maybe their financials won't have all arrows pointing straight down toward the center of the earth. That can definitely get people wondering about the value of their stock. Now they'll have more than the two customers they reported last time, if I recall correctly. But who is TAKGroup? And why are they interested in SCO? The press release explains: The SCO Group, a leading provider of business software solutions, today announced the creation of a joint venture with the TAKGroup, a leading eBusiness and Internet technology solutions company for the downstream petroleum industry. The downstream petroleum industry includes oil refining, distribution and marketing. The close partnership will allow SCO and its large reseller channel to deliver comprehensive Web-based services to the global downstream petroleum industry and add the technology offering to the company's SCOx Web Services initiative. TAKGroup will demonstrate its Web Services technology and integration with SCOx at SCOForum in Las Vegas, August 17-19, and provide hands-on technical training to SCO partners on the 19th. Oh, goody. A petroleum demo. TAKGroup, besides having CITGO for a customer, does business with Halliburton too, according to their web site, or at least they have a link on their "commercial/industrial" page. I guess all the oil folks flock together. TAKGroup is proud to list Microsoft first on their
list of "featured alliance partners". Who'd a thunk it? Microsoft. TAKGroup is so technically advanced, they use frames, so I can't provide links. You'll just have to go poke around yourselves. It's probably just a normal business relationship that just happened to occur in the nick of time in the most natural of ways, and it doesn't mean anything at all.
And who could blame SCO for wanting to hook up with oil? It means we can all enjoy TAKGroup's stimulating class in Las Vegas. Maybe if I put on a Wonderbra and a Bunny suit they'd let me in? Here's the course outline to whet your appetite: This instructor-led, hands-on training introduces SCO Resellers to industry leading solutions specific to downstream petroleum. Resellers can expect to gain the knowledge necessary to successfully sell, setup and manage primary downstream petroleum software modules for Fuels Management, Lubricants Management and Oil Analysis, as well as explore solution integration opportunities for this vertical marketplace.
Resellers of specialty apps, back office solutions, point of sale systems and tank monitoring systems and Systems Integrators and ISVs should attend this training. Basic Internet and Internet browsing knowledge is required.
Resellers who take this class and are certified are qualified to immediately receive leads currently available. I just hope Darl has to sit through the whole thing. No, even better, it's hands-on, so he has to participate and even pretend to find it interesting. I'm sure it'll be very stimulating for him to learn about managing downstream petroleum software modules for Fuels Management, Lubricants Management and Oil Analysis. Who says there's no God? Unfortunately, it probably means we'll still have SCO to kick around for a while.
Oh, one last thing. CITGO doesn't use Linux, but it turns out there is a Linux connection they may not know about themselves. I found
this charming story here about CITGO gving a school district access to two internet research labs, and they promptly installed Linux on all the donated computers. Don't sue them or anything, 'kay, SCO? They couldn't afford any more Windows boxes, so I'm pretty sure your license isn't in their budget, let alone a lawsuit. Would you like to know why they did it? I'll let the pirates tell you in their own words:
Thanks to a generous donation from CITGO, the Calallen Independent School District has access to two new Internet research labs. The computers were donated to the school district when they became surplus equipment as part of CITGO's computer upgrade plan in Corpus Christi. In a pilot project, the 100 MHz Pentium machines were configured to use Linux, a free operating system, instead of Windows, which would have to be purchased for each computer by the district. Linux was installed on two 15-seat computer labs in the high school and middle school libraries. A web browser, word processor, spreadsheet, and other personal management software loaded on each computer allow not only Internet access, but provide full-featured workstations that can be used by students and staff.
Everything installed on these computers is free, open-source software, which is the primary reason for exploring Linux as a solution in the school district. Also, since Linux can run well on older machines, it allows the use of computers that would not be able to run the newest versions of standard Microsoft products such as Windows and Office. This adds years to the usefulness of otherwise obsolete equipment, at a price the school district can afford. So, there you are. Your all-American GNU/Linux pirates in the internet age. Grab your gun and go get 'em, Bond.
This story shows why no matter what the fat cats in the back room decide, no matter how much money they have, GNU/Linux just keeps right on ticking, in schools, in businesses, in governments, right under their noses and no matter what they do.
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 04:07 AM EDT |
"since August 4, SCO is going into the oil business, sort of."
Well, it might be handy to SCO to have some oil partners when it gets
around to proving their case in a court of law under an administration
run by an oil baron.... perhaps it's far-fetched, but God alone knows
what will happen in a court of law these days. (Or perhaps SCO's
financials are just so strapped that they'll go after any new business
that happens along. That's certainly possible.) Steve Martin[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 04:17 AM EDT |
They know what they're doing. By partnering with a large *lubricant* company,
they open themselves up to large discounts in the future. They'll need this when
they all get sent to prison, well, until Bubba breaks them in at least!
style="height: 2px; width: 20%; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: auto;">Stephen
Henry[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 06:10 AM EDT |
More than just interesting. CITGO is the US outlet for PDVSA, the National Oil
Company of Venezuela. It is controlled by Hugo Chavez, the best buddy of Castro
of Cuba. You might check:
http://www.latintrade.com/newsite/content/archives.cfm?TopicID=14&StoryID=
2018
Strange bedfellows. Perhaps friends of Boies. Of course I am kidding. I hate
politics.
Pookie Pookie[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 06:17 AM EDT |
Or, perhaps Linux literacy training is phase two of "Project Robinson" in
Venezuela. :o)
Pookie Pookie[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 07:46 AM EDT |
It's disappointing to see how many message (in the Yahoo! financials message
board re:SCO, and now here) make joking references to how how SCO executives
will be raped by men when they're in prison.
Prison rape is actually a very serious social problem (info at Stop Prisoner
Rape, www.spr.org). And references like this also seem less than subtly
homophobic as well.
Let's bash SCO all we want. They deserve it. But it would be nice if the
anti-gay, prison-rape-is-a-joke rhetoric wasn't called out to do it.
- j. Joel Burton[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 07:53 AM EDT |
I put this in comments to the next story, then realized they really belong here.
Sorry.
TAK Group must be a small business that has been working with SCO for quite a
while now and is sweating about the long-term viability of their underlying
platform.
You can google for the CEO "Randy Edgerton", a Calgary marathoner, to find TAK
Group information.
Brief company profile:
http://www.lin
e56.com/directory/company.asp?CompanyID=3528
Sep. 2002 they launch a web service:
http://www.petroret
ail.net/npn/2002/0211/0211tuin.asp
Sep. 9, 2002 they buy Lubtrak, headquarted in ....
Salt Lake City, Utah
http://www.lubetrak.com/new
s/Sept_09_2002.pdf Tossie[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 07:59 AM EDT |
SCO has been in the lubricant business for a long time. Right now they're
working hard at selling snake oil.
Alex Alex Roston[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 08:19 AM EDT |
PJ,
I just know I'll get flamed for this comment, but I had to say something.
Once again, I want to voice my gratitude that you're doing this blog. It is the
cold light of truth on the whole SCO-IBM-Linux debacle. However, I would ask
that you back off the gratuitous bashing of SCO's every action, just a tiny bit.
Nearly everyone here is part of the choir (myself included), and it seems that
your style of commentary has crept toward pandering to our already heightened
anti-SCO sentiment. It just seems a bit much.
In any case, I'm still going to read GROKLAW every day, since it is one of the
most interesting views into a world I know next-to-nothing about (i.e. law, that
is ;)
roq RoQ[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 08:43 AM EDT |
pj or anyone expert: How soon can we expect to see some action by a judge, like
granting or denying RedHat's request that sco stop making claims against linux?
Until that happens, sco is just going to keep doing something new and
illegitimate every day. David L.[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 08:55 AM EDT |
RoQ, in this thread there are a few comments that I think are below GrokLaw
level. The general level of the site is high and most of the "funny" comments
are to show how stupid SCO has been.
How can you discuss breach of contract, unfair business practices and other
criminal offences committed by a company, without bashing it? I think PJ does a
very good job in exposing the offences while keeping her cool. Any Linux
supporter needs to vent his anger on this whole SCO scam and I respect the
regulars here for doing that with irony and sarcasm! MathFox[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 12 2003 @ 07:40 PM EDT |
> TAKGroup is so technically advanced, they use frames, so I can't provide
links.
If you use mozilla (or Netscape >v6), you can right-click on the frame you want
to privide a link to, and choose "This Frame->Show Only This Frame" from the
menu that pops up. This then provides the URL in the address bar which you can
cut and paste. RobH[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, August 13 2003 @ 08:07 AM EDT |
I am getting impatient. Anybody expert have any idea how soon a judge might
issue a preliminary ruling, like accepting or rejecting Red Hat's request that
SCO be made to stop making accusations against Linux and threats against Linux
users? david l.[ Reply to This | # ]
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Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, August 13 2003 @ 08:38 AM EDT |
I don't know about the US... In the Netherlands it is possible to get a verdict
in "kort geding" within a week after filing the case. I guess the SCO gag orders
in Germany used a similar expedited procedure.
It is up to the discretion of the court to decide whether your case is
elegible for an expedited procedure and what the timing will be in your
particular case. MathFox[ Reply to This | # ]
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